Tuesday, September 30, 2008
SELAMAT HARI RAYA DARI HUJUNG RAMBUT KE HUJUNG KAKI.MAAF ZAHIR BATIN DARIPADA SAYA YANG SERBA ADA KELEMAHAN INI.:)
my bitterness and sarcasm will be continued after raya ye...
Thursday, September 25, 2008
The Man Rules ..... At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down, Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " > ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers. -yes, tat is why we have to keep on feeding your brain
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. -we leave it down since we dun wanna see ur poo poos floating.oh that, if you dont know the meaning of 'flushing'
3. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. -sunday is the day when we have the whole day to go manja manja, pampered you guys like a greek god or sth. well now we take it back since u dun need it anyway
4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. -yes it is!it works on your feet and hand muscle..providing you are wearing 2 inches of heels!
5. Crying is blackmail. -just becoz u guys gonna be called as a wimp if u cry then do go blaming us when we use the sole weapon to survive:)
6. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! . Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. -if we ask a prada and louboutin on the feet, we dont expect a NO, no?
7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. -that's why man make the worst counsellor.PERIOD.
8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. -that's it, if u can recall what we said yesterday, much more to what happened 6 months back.ha ha.
9. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. -we ask you coz u keep on comparing us to the skinny b****es on the runway.if u care to shut ur mouth then we dun bother to ask.
10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one -and this comes from a species who claim they are not a mind reader?how can we tell you then?
11. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.-we try to act frail.we respect ur ego:)
12. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. -we have to go make ur godamn cup of tea or coffee or milo or whatever u desire during that commercial!where got time to say anythin meh?
13. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. -who says we give u direction?we just give u support with a lil bit of instruction just to get things done the right way:)
14. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. -and we have no idea why a bunch of men running against a ball within a period of time.that u call a sport?
15. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. -we itch too, we just dun go PUBLIC DISPLAY
16. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. -what if we say yes and pouring you all the matter?would u even care to sit and listen to us for 2 hours, maybe?heck, you even only talk during commercials!
17. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.-and we dun expect you to say you love us and yet fooling around with nother women even for a mere whistling and catcalling!
18. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . -then why do u keep on glancing on our butt?breast?stomach?and make faces to show your disapproving look?
19. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as soccer or racing.-we are prepared.u just dun wanna give us a try.trust us.we have palin and condolezza rice in each of us.
20. You have enough clothes.-and you have enough cds collection and jersey and sneakers and cigarretes and cars .we dun complain.
21. You have too many shoes. -but yet we have to find the right one, righttttt?????
22. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! -we know..we know..that's why we keep on ogling on brad pitt till now:)
. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.-and yes..please count the couch as ur permanent crib too for now:)
ahhaha..how's that in return?
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Starting time : 2339 pm
Name : oling wolie suhaida
Sisters : eena n miububu
Brothers : paen
Shoe size : standard size 6
Height : near hobbit..150s cm
Where do you live : the KKK (kuantan/kl/kangar .that's it..if u good enuff to figure it out)
Have you ever Been on a plane : yeah..i love the flight food anyway.haha
Swam in the ocean : dun really fancy gettin the sand into my pants
Fallen asleep at school : cant!moi students would point me out.where to put the face maa...???
Broken someone’s heart : reverse the question pleaseee?
Fell off your chair : never kot..nahhh..i cud be clumsy n absentminded.so the probability is there.kui kui kui..
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call : N.O
Saved e-mails : YES!
What is your room like : i loike my room.ada cadar bunga bunga, ada lembu, ada pokok..mcm serene je.cewahhhh
What is the last thing you ate : sweet sour ikan siakap yg tasteless.
Ever had Chicken pox : cant remember this one.maybe not.
Sore throat :no
Stitches : yes:)i saw it bein sewn on the shin.
Broken nose : nooooooo
Do you blieve in love at first sight : sumtimes i do.but a sight alone can be wrong..u need to hear, touch, smell n taste (taste..???hahahha..)
Like picnics : if picnic like packed sardine sandwich n cheap cordial, boringggg!!
Who was were the last person u danced with : wayyyyyy back then...i tink its eena.
Last made you smile : emot mot
Today did you talk to someone you like : siapa?
Kissed anyone : emot mot
Talk to an ex :WHAT for?
Miss someone : moi 10 years back..crazier n 'bitch'ier
Who do you really hate: ultimate cheater.well honestly, i dun hate people.how much i even try to hate, then i hate to try
Do you like your hand-writing :so n so..all roundish and bulat bulat cam buah oren
Are your toe nails painted : nope
Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in : is tis a sexual related question coz if it is, then it's gonna be ur bed.hahaha..
What color shirt are you wearing now : green n white babydoll top
Are you a friendly person : i am, giving me a friendly person to.i dun entertain ice queen
Do you have any pets : obviously.there got mok, jade n risotto leadin the bunch!
Do you sleep with the TV on : no..with the comp on..yes:)
What are you doing right now : completing this tag, listenin to ms spark n cramping my neck by completing the tag :P
Can you handle the truth : blatantly said by the loved ones.?then have to swallow it n succumb to the truth
Are you closer to your mother or father : both la kot.abah is more sentimental, mama lil bit garang
Do you eat healthy : healthy as if feastin on veggie?NO WAY!
Do you still have pictures of you & your ex : i left it sumwhere 'unfindable'
If you’re having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to : moi phoebe..haha
Are you loud or quiet most of the time : depends.my loudness got volumes to it.it is adjustable.
Are you confident : sumtimes.but i chicken out for things i dun like
5 things I was doing 10 years ago
1)crazy.fun.bookworm. a nerd in the making.hahahha
2)dating a guy by the name of norhisyam khamis
3)livin in hostel with this bunch of people i loved n still love(u know who u are)
4)crazy crazy matriculation year.hey english is never an easy subject okay!
5)breakin up with the guy mentioned above
5 things I would do if I were a billionaire
1) donate.i have one particular place where i wanna donet.in the rememberance of my dear angah, i wud donate for thos who suffer from cancer.SERIOUSLY.
2) parents.siblings. ckp je nak hape..mak cik kayooooo
3) globetrotting (new york tuh bley balik hari je la kan kan kan?)
4) shoppin like a lady gone mad!
5) emm..now i wud save some.:)
5 of my bad habits
1) superduperwuper sensitive moi is
2) cursing.amazingly ive been cured.(bet it's gonna be smirk ere!)
3) worrywart.i worry too much for the blah matters
4) i love people too much(cudnt agree more with u baby!)
5) panas baran.garang.
5 places I am living in
2) taman norma, kangar perlis
3) vista pinggiran putra
4) umah tok...besnyee:)
finish time:2441 am
DONE!!!hahhahah..skang baru boleh tido!keje skolah ini dah complete.:)
Friday, September 19, 2008
Thursday, September 18, 2008
KOLEJ AKU NI MEMANG TAK GUNA!!APA DIA INGAT KAMI KULI BATAK HAMBA ABDI KE CUTI SEMINGGU TUH PUN KORANG HARUK NAK AMIK?PEGI MAM...(err....maafla...nak tercarut lak..)
dah la..penat la tulis dalam bahasa melayu.dah la komp ni pun cam #$%@$%#@!!!!!
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Friday, September 12, 2008
29. Do you have a crush?nope.i rather breath it all alone than having to endure another crushed.unlike sum people who guilt free having relationship rite after the wrecked 'ship'...im wayy not easy to believe that species again.
25. What time did you wake up this morning?ive been woken up by HIM at about 4.borak borak kejap sambung tido.515 then off to sahur
cakap mcm keling daa...
apa apapun nampak sgt la laku jugak blog merapek aku nih sampai ada yg boleh highlight tuh.kui kui!!
more like a fling this was..emm..about a week or two?
2. Last gift you received?
two similar mugs which ive coyly mentioned people to make it a gift.the one that i pasted on the previous posts.
3. Ever dropped a cell phone?
more like threw it on the wall:)
4. Last food you ate?
the scrumptious buka puasa session at Swan las nite
6. Last drink?
a tall glass of juicy cold watermelon juice:).
7. One favorite song?
for now..i tink JT what goes around comes around suits the mood well.
8. Where do you live?
currently hibernating in pahang.might as well as change the add for the new later:(
9. Last wedding you attended:
i dun do weddings for now.
10. Last time you saw your friend?
i see em all everyday.and the latest was last nite when we went out munching on that big fat break fast session.
11. Where is your favorite place to eat with friends?
black canyon east coast mall..up until ive been matched with this nepalese by the duo, acik n her sista.ceh dengan nepal pun jadi ke?hahahhah..
12. Can you cook?
YES.u shud try my kari ikan tenggiri.aku rasa sedapla.
13. Last time you cried?
ive stopped wasting tears.enuff said!
no use and what a waste cryin over stupidity n blind of eyes, eh?
15. Hate most about yourself?
when i was still in my free hair zone, i so dissed my frizzy hair i wish i cud go all britney.so now no more hating.so apa yang aku benci ye?oh yes..my in depth empathy n love which sumhow not lettin me do the justice to my life
16. Can you sing?
i can carry out a tune.
19. Do you like coffee?
i like it milky.but given a choice i wud prefer good ol nescafe classic and yes with milk :)
20. Last person who sends you a message?
aten.on the behalf of paen after i went berserk for him not answerin the phone nor replyin to any of my messages.
21. What was the last text message you received?
k.lin, abang dah takdak kredit nak reply msg.ceh sengkek rupanya adik aku
22. Can you play pool?
boleh la masuk lubang dua tiga bola
23. Can you swim?
enrolling in the private classes with azlin and the gang.well..yet:)
24. Favorite flavor of ice cream?
baskin robbins burst of orange and all of its citrusy flavours.kecur air liur..
25. What time did you wake up this morning?
ive been woken up by him at about 4.borak borak kejap sambung tido.515 then off to sahur
26. What are you doing this week?
most probably cosyin at home, sleepin n the regular basis.well..most probably goin out for break fast..again
27. Are you smiling?
smiling sheepishly like there is no valid reason?duhh im not tat crazy
28. Do you miss someone right now?
i miss my ol vibrant all nonsense me.
29. Do you have a crush?
nope.i rather breath it all alone than having to endure another crushed.unlike sum people who guilt free having relationship rite after the wrecked 'ship'...im wayy not easy to believe that species again.
30. Do you have a sister?
i have sisters
31. Who is your closest cousin’s name?
32. What were you doing 10 minutes ago?
rushing to the p.o to pay my nearly overdue streamyx bill
33. if you were a color, what would you be?
34. if you could go anywhere right now, where?
back to perlis..to the comfort of home
35. Food you're craving for right this minute?
im still fulled since the last sahur.
36. Name a person whose name starts with the letter d?
dindang ah suami amiyah
38. Radio station you frequently listen to?
my cd player normally does the work.but if given a choice, it wud be fly fm
39. Where do you usually hang out?
in kuantan, just being at home n sumtime in east coast mall. in kl gotta be the curve n midvalley.
40. if you were to change careers, what would you want it to be?
tai tai.devilishly rich n spoilt socialite.pehhhh...perasan tak hingat
41. What are you going to do tomorrow?
wake up late.cmon ..its saturday!
43. Are you easy to get along with?
44. What movie do you want to see right now?
i just want to watch my long overdue American Next Top Model season 10.pretty please spare me the time!
45. Whose birthday is coming up?
acik cik ke cik ke bum.
46. How many kids do you want?
4..the more the merrier
47. Where do you usually watch movies?
cd player. i hardly have time to watch it in cinemas
48. Name one person which starts with the letter "m"?
49.Favorite things that you have now?
have to agree with nadya.mr muscle for the stubborn stain!
50. where will be your next holiday?
new york.serious weh!!!
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
shud i get myself the new ambience?shud i move?shud i stay?shud i?????
pressures wont help, it only deepened the problem.it wont solve it.so please hear me out patiently eventho i know how much u want me to go back to the comfort of home.
ntah la..time's tickin. if only i have the wizard's ball to foresee the future:)
Sunday, September 07, 2008
tgk je la apa ada atas meja kejap lagi kan.ehhehe..off now, need to get started!
what makes a blog enticing enough to be read?as a blogger even if not a frequent provider of stories i am, the urge of telling stories and anecdotes about ur life n perceptions would always be there.im one avid reader of blogs (esp when it is categorised as 'hot' blog..u get what i mean about tis later) and not in a day i stop reading blog or writing about it (even if for now im slacking of writing!!).ive started becoming a faith follower of blogging cult in the year of 2004 and basically the stories were only revolving about the relationship with my x (since he was on it too as well).and yes, the truth was, the blog in its starting point was deemed as private as only both of us knew the url to it (but heck to to that now!!).and ive never looked back.people who have chances to read mine might classify this as one rubbish blog as it talks nuthin useful (i did warn u peeps that mine cud be as gibberish as hell..just the way i like:).i would never ever deleted/transferred/cancelled my account in any way possible.ive read my life here in my own space.the ones that were forgotten are goin to be there in front of moi naked eyes.the ups and downs, the merry go round of life,u name it.call it as crappy as u want, but as long as i am able to still scribbling down words and emotions, i wont stop.so what do i discreetly reading anyway..?
acix's-i always love her stories about emot, and sum part of personal stories that has been told and to only later being transferred into words.i love her for her words on me, the ones that keep me going anyway.u are now in the bloggin cult, zarina:)
theyogainstructordiaries-personally, i dun know her,but yet again, i just love reading her 'twisting' and 'pretzel'ing her words.in a good way, yes.she's the celebrity yoga instructor as she being labelled to.and it is just enticing reading what the fun part of life that a yoga guru can turn to:)
lovemunchkins-this is poziah's.if u wanna have a dose of a motherly blog laden with sarcasm, u can get it all here.hahah.happy moving to the new crib, poziah!
pinkstiletos-she swears on herbalife n her post herbalife stories that keep me hooking with her blog.
nadya's-my cuzin.just stumble upon her blog.reading hers is like reading the updated stories of my aunt n uncle in terengganu:)oh n yes, she likes mine too.hhaha
i cud go on forever of which blogs that i secretly reading, be it celebrities, politician and normal beings.if ur life is such a downer n u need to divert ur attention to sumthin fun, i suggest..try digging urself on other people's blog.it's a cure!
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