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i found this on the net, n i have the answers for every things u guys say here.:)

The Man Rules ..... At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down, Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " > ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers. -yes, tat is why we have to keep on feeding your brain

2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. -we leave it down since we dun wanna see ur poo poos floating.oh that, if you dont know the meaning of 'flushing'

3. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. -sunday is the day when we have the whole day to go manja manja, pampered you guys like a greek god or sth. well now we take it back since u dun need it anyway

4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. -yes it is!it works on your feet and hand muscle..providing you are wearing 2 inches of heels!

5. Crying is blackmail. -just becoz u guys gonna be called as a wimp if u cry then do go blaming us when we use the sole weapon to survive:)

6. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! . Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. -if we ask a prada and louboutin on the feet, we dont expect a NO, no?

7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. -that's why man make the worst counsellor.PERIOD.

8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. -that's it, if u can recall what we said yesterday, much more to what happened 6 months back.ha ha.

9. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. -we ask you coz u keep on comparing us to the skinny b****es on the runway.if u care to shut ur mouth then we dun bother to ask.

10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one -and this comes from a species who claim they are not a mind reader?how can we tell you then?

11. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.-we try to act frail.we respect ur ego:)

12. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. -we have to go make ur godamn cup of tea or coffee or milo or whatever u desire during that commercial!where got time to say anythin meh?

13. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. -who says we give u direction?we just give u support with a lil bit of instruction just to get things done the right way:)

14. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. -and we have no idea why a bunch of men running against a ball within a period of time.that u call a sport?

15. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. -we itch too, we just dun go PUBLIC DISPLAY

16. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. -what if we say yes and pouring you all the matter?would u even care to sit and listen to us for 2 hours, maybe?heck, you even only talk during commercials!

17. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.-and we dun expect you to say you love us and yet fooling around with nother women even for a mere whistling and catcalling!

18. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . -then why do u keep on glancing on our butt?breast?stomach?and make faces to show your disapproving look?

19. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as soccer or racing.-we are prepared.u just dun wanna give us a try.trust us.we have palin and condolezza rice in each of us.

20. You have enough clothes.-and you have enough cds collection and jersey and sneakers and cigarretes and cars .we dun complain.

21. You have too many shoes. -but yet we have to find the right one, righttttt?????

22. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! -we know..we know..that's why we keep on ogling on brad pitt till now:)

. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.-and yes..please count the couch as ur permanent crib too for now:)

ahhaha..how's that in return?